Imponderable Questions: Sunday Funnies

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more electricity?

If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?

If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?

What would happen if you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room?

Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?

Do birds pee?

Why are things typed up but written down?

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why doesn’t a chicken egg taste like chicken?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it’s illegal to keep them as a pet?

Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

Do elephants jump?

Source: http://www.goodquotes.com/funnythoughts.htm

Sunday Picks for Pics

Here we go again, its Sunday and here are my picks of pics.  Some are a little different, but I got over it.

I really hate it when this happens.
This crow is hungry.
Miracles sometimes hide.
The door out is not always this clear. But, it happens.

Is he using an Apple?
We are all connected.
Not me.

I have always wondered…

Speck Analysis

Why do you stare from without at the very small particle that is in your brother’s eye but do not become aware of and consider the beam of timber that is in your own eye?
Matthew 7, Amplified Bible

 

We have an incredible capacity for self-deception.  We operate on the premise that by condemning another person, we will be a more spiritual person.  I have this extreme tendency to look for issues that I can zap, point my finger at, all to build myself up inside.  This very common approach to spirituality has been identified and denounced by our Lord.

But it is so easy to do, and to be frank, so satisfying to practice.  Jesus makes it out to be absurd, almost comical in strange way.  A bit of dust becomes the center of attention; a big plank is ignored.  I think we all get the picture, and it is laughable!  Or is it?

The speck can be just about anything.  It is an irritant, but it also is small.  We know it is present, we can’t just ignore it.  The plank also can be just about anything, and a speck and a plank have considerable differences.  With our huge plank though, we can still make out that tiny particle in our neighbor’s eye. Interesting.

Jesus’ wants us to renounce this false deception, and not to let it mislead us anymore.  We cannot go around identifying evil in others–and minimize our own.  I don’t want to do this anymore, I can’t do this anymore.

Part of verse 7, tells us to “consider”.  We are being instructed to evaluate our own condition, before we take the next step of helping out another.  Know yourself first.  Measure that plank, know its dimensions, understand what you are dealing with.  And don’t be reaching out to your brother’s issue.  It may make you feel spiritual and mature, but it is also foolish and ill-advised.