My blood type is Folgers. ~Author Unknown
All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person. ~Author Unknown
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? ~Author Unknown
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal™:
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the ‘House of Mochas’ forever.
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. ~Author Unknown
I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. ~John Van Druten
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~Author Unknown
I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’ ~Jim Carrey
Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. ~Edward Abbey
Give a frontiersman coffee and tobacco, and he will endure any privation, suffer any hardship, but let him be without these two necessaries of the woods, and he becomes irresolute and murmuring. - U.S. Army Lt. William Whiting, 1849
Send me your favorite “coffee quote”! -Bryan