Category Archives: humor, satire
Sunday Funnies: The Gift of Caffeine
My blood type is Folgers. ~Author Unknown All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person. ~Author Unknown Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? ~Author Unknown Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping [...]
Funnies: Am I Overprotective?
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER Print out and submit as per instructions at the bottom of the form. 1. Name :______________________ Date of Birth :______________ 2. Height :___________________________ Weight :_______________________ GPA :________________ 3. Social Sec. #_________________ Drivers license#_____________________ 4. Boy Scout Rank :__________________________ 5. Home address :_______________________ City/ State_____________ 6. Do you [...]
Christians Changing Light Bulbs
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air. Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic: None. Candles only. Baptists: At least 15. [...]
“Let There Be Zoloft!”
A “tongue in cheek” evaluation of Zoloft, my personal fav as I work through my own depression. “Seeking to broaden the customer base of the popular drug, Pfizer announced the launch of a $40 million “Zoloft For Everything” advertising campaign Monday. ”Zoloft is most commonly prescribed for the treatment of depression and anxiety disorders, [...]
Internet Funnies: Muppets in Trouble
In 40 seasons, Sesame Street has featured over 1,000 characters. Although we’ll always have mainstays like Big Bird, Elmo, Bert and Ernie, many Muppets have been forgotten or deemed unnecessary. Here are a few Sesame Street residents who were evicted, or just created a stir. 1. Roosevelt Franklin Perhaps the most famous of the retired [...]
I Guess It’s Time for Meds: Funny Pic
Just a little something to lighten your day. Hope all is well and if you’d like prayer for anything please let me know. Related articles Prayer Request (sharinhislove.wordpress.com)
Managing God: We Insist on Quality!
God’s Quality Management Questionnaire God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions. Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name [...]
Tigger Goes to a Therapist
A Therapists Consultation: TIGGER (Winnie the Pooh’s Irrepressible Friend.) Diagnosis: Attention deficit hyperactive disorder (ADHD): Tigger’s continual bouncing, hyperactivity and irresponsible attitude cause problems for him and those with whom he lives, as well as those he interacts with in the wider community. Physical presentation: Rarely sits still. He’s always running, climbing, or fidgeting. Diet: [...]
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