Category Archives: humor, satire
Somewhere East of Screwtape
News Brief Satan shares his depression on Larry King Satan Depressed All Weekend After Man Opts Out Of Casino Trip UNCASVILLE, CT—Satan, The Father Of Lies, suffered a dispiriting blow Saturday, when potential sinner Jeffrey Kremer chose to forgo a soul-polluting trip to the Mohegan Sun Resort Casino, The Prince Of Darkness said Monday. “I [...]
Sunday Funnies: Computers in Alaska
Alaskan Computer Terms Log on: Make the wood stove hotter. Log off: Don’t add no more wood. Monitor: Keep an eye on that wood stove. Download: Getting the firewood off the truck. Floppy Disk: What you get from trying to carry too much firewood. Ram: The thing that splits the firewood. Hard Drive: Getting [...]
Sunday Funnies: In Memoriam
THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY DEAD AT 71 ********** Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies, Captain [...]
Sunday Humor: Handy Latin Phrases
You just never know when your ability to speak Latin might come in handy. These will impress your friends, and they certainly are more useful then learning to speak “Klingon” (which is pretty much restricted to ”Star Trek” conventions.) Phrases that are good to know… Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat. It’s not the heat, it’s [...]
Understanding Politics: The Short Version
Politics Explained FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. [...]
Sunday Funnies: More of the Mysterious
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there … I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”? Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? Why don’t the hairs [...]
The Imponderables: Sunday Funnies
Do the different “M&M’s”® colors taste different? Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out”? If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out [...]
Fun Pictures: Sunday Funnies
Here’s several that I came across that are interesting. Please enjoy! These are from the site, http://www.comedy-zone.net/. Check them out. They have a lot of funny stuff!
Imponderable Questions: Sunday Funnies
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more electricity? If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for [...]
