How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatics:
Only one. Hands already in the air.
Pentecostals:
Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians:
None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic:
None. Candles only.
Baptists:
At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.
Episcopalians:
Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormons:
Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians:
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists:
Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
Nazarene:
Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans:
None. Lutherans don’t believe in change.
Amish:
What’s a light bulb?
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Pastor Bryan–I SO love this! What a great laugh (with those little threads of truth!)–
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Thanks for today’s giggle! That was great! c
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Laughing at this, Pastor B! Thanks!
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This was cute. ;) I wouldn’t change a thing. Peace, Linda
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Love it :)
I’m Very Thankful I found your website.
You feed my Faith, encourage me to ponder, and gave me a great giggle today.
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Your use of image in this post takes first prize; really excellent. That was the draw for me to this post. The content was even better. The characterization of Pentecostals is so spot-on it’s crazy. I had a fit of LOL that lasted a good few minute; hardest I laughed is a while.
Thanks for this post
Newgen
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