Five Funny Toons

I hope these five, hand-picked funnies bless you.  Let me know which is your favorite. ‘A cheerful heart is good medicine,     but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.” Proverbs 17:22, NLT                                              Continue reading “Five Funny Toons”

Keeping God on Track

God’s Quality Management Questionnaire Help Us Regulate the Almighty– Keeping Him Accountable is Our Purpose God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions. Please keep in mind that your responses will beContinue reading “Keeping God on Track”

Managing God: We Insist on Quality!

God’s Quality Management Questionnaire God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions. Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your nameContinue reading “Managing God: We Insist on Quality!”

Sunday Funnies: Pick-Up Lines

Christian Pick-up Lines for Singles 1) Nice bible. 2) I would like to pray with you. 3) You know Jesus? Me too. 4) God told me to come talk to you. 5) I know a church where we could go and talk. 6) How about a hug, sister? 7) Do you need help carrying yourContinue reading “Sunday Funnies: Pick-Up Lines”