Sunday Funnies: Spring Break, Amish Style!

“Born to raise barns!”

 

Things to do on Spring Break (if you’re Amish!)

 1. Drink molasses ’til you heave

2. Wet bonnet contest
 
3. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy
 
4. Buttermilk kegger
 
5. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really rad Clydesdale
 
6. Get a tattoo: “Born to raise barns”
 
7. Cruise streets of Lancaster shouting insults at people with zippers
 
8. Sleep ’til 6 AM
 
9. Drive over to Norristown and kick some Mennonite rear
 
10. Churn butter naked
 
 
For more serious info on the Amish: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amish

And: http://www.800padutch.com/amish.shtml

 

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Author: Pastor Bryan Lowe

A repentant rascal with definite issues, but who is seeking to be authentic in his faith to Jesus Christ. An avid reader and a hopeful writer. Husband and father. A pastor and Bible teacher. A brain tumor survivor. Diagnosed with clinical depression, and now disabled. Enjoys life, such as it is, in Alask.a (Actually I have it pretty good.)