Tigger Meets With a Therapist

from the Internet–   A Therapists Consultation: TIGGER (Winnie the Pooh’s Irrepressible Friend.) Diagnosis: Attention deficit hyperactive disorder (ADHD): Tigger’s continual bouncing, hyperactivity and irresponsible attitude cause problems for him and those with whom he lives, as well as those he interacts with in the wider community. Physical presentation: Rarely sits still. He’s always running,Continue reading “Tigger Meets With a Therapist”

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

   “A cheerful heart is good medicine,     but a broken spirit saps a        person’s strength.” Proverbs 17:22, NLT SCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?   MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three Kings Disoriented Are   DEMENTIA – I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas   NARCISSISTIC – Hark The Herald AngelsContinue reading “Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged”

Christians Changing Light Bulbs

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air. Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of  darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic: None. Candles only. Baptists: At least 15.Continue reading “Christians Changing Light Bulbs”

Quirky Latin Phrases– Thin Humor

You just never know when your ability to speak Latin might come in handy.  These will pretty much impress your friends. And they certainly are more useful then learning to speak “Klingon” (which is pretty much restricted to “Star Trek” conventions. Thank God.) Phrases that are good to know…   Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat. It’sContinue reading “Quirky Latin Phrases– Thin Humor”