“A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.” Proverbs 17:22, NLT SCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three Kings Disoriented Are DEMENTIA – I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas NARCISSISTIC – Hark The Herald AngelsContinue reading “Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged”
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Quirky Latin Phrases– Thin Humor
You just never know when your ability to speak Latin might come in handy. These will pretty much impress your friends. And they certainly are more useful then learning to speak “Klingon” (which is pretty much restricted to “Star Trek” conventions. Thank God.) Phrases that are good to know… Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat. It’sContinue reading “Quirky Latin Phrases– Thin Humor”
Computers in Alaska
Alaskan Computer Life Log on: Make the wood stove hotter. Log off: Don’t add no more wood. Monitor: Keep an eye on that wood stove. Download: Getting the firewood off the truck. Floppy Disk: What you get from trying to carry too much firewood. Ram: The thing that splits the firewood. Hard Drive: GettingContinue reading “Computers in Alaska”
Keeping God on Track
God’s Quality Management Questionnaire Help Us Regulate the Almighty– Keeping Him Accountable is Our Purpose God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions. Please keep in mind that your responses will beContinue reading “Keeping God on Track”
