Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve

Sunday Funnies: The Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam would never go out and […]

Sunday Funnies: In Memoriam

THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY DEAD AT 71 ********** Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies, Captain […]

Sunday Funnies: It’s a Dog’s Life!

Famous Dog Quotes “Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.” — Unknown “Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.” — Gene Hill “In dog years, I’m dead.” — Unknown “Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for […]

Understanding Politics: The Short Version

Politics Explained ¬† FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. […]