Do the different “M&M’s”® colors taste different?- Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out”?
- If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?
- Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
- Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
- Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
- What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?
- If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
- Why is it that when a person tells you there’s over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there’s wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
- If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
- How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
- How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
- How do you know when yogurt goes bad?
- If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
- If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
- If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
- If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
- Is it progress if a cannibal learns to eat with a fork?
- Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
- Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?
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