The Imponderables: Sunday Funnies

  1. Do the different “M&M’s”® colors taste different?
  2. Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
  3. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out”?
  4. If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?
  5. Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
  6. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
  7. Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
  8. What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?
  9. If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
  10. Why is it that when a person tells you there’s over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there’s wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
  11. If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
  12. How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
  13. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
  14. How do you know when yogurt goes bad?
  15. If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
  16. If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
  17. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
  18. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
  19. Is it progress if a cannibal learns to eat with a fork?
  20. Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
  21. Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?
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Author: Pastor Bryan Lowe

A repentant rascal with definite issues, but who is seeking to be authentic in his faith to Jesus Christ. An avid reader and a hopeful writer. Husband and father. A pastor and Bible teacher. A brain tumor survivor. Diagnosed with clinical depression, and now disabled. Enjoys life, such as it is, in Alask.a (Actually I have it pretty good.)

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