- Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the
cup? - Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there … I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?
- Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
- Why don’t the hairs on your arms get split ends?
- Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
- Wouldn’t it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
- “Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?”
- Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?
- Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
- Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
- Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
- Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?
- Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
- If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
- If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver’s license?
- How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don’t take off the price if you get something taken off?
- If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it’s 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
- If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
- How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?
- Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
- If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
- Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
- If all of the Acme stuff doesn’t work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
- Since there is a rule that states “i” before “e” except after “c”, wouldn’t “science” be spelled wrong?
- If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?
- What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
- When you see the weather report and it says “partly cloudy” and then the next day it says “partly sunny”; what’s the difference?
- Why is the St. Louis baseball team the cardinals, but the Missouri state bird is the blue bird?
- Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?
- Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?
- How come wine and hard liquor doesn’t come in cans, but beer does?
- When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die?
- If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
- Don’t you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their “practice” ?
- Why do people never say “it’s only a game” when they’re winning?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- Why do birds have white poop?
- Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?
- Can blind people see their dreams?
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
- If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise birthday party for them?
Broken Believers 
#10 and #23 are my favorites! As for #26, there was a story in the Oregonian newspaper a while back about vegans that fed their dogs a vegan diet. I felt so sorry for the poor dogs. Thanks for the Sunday humor. Peace, Linda
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Bless you Linda. Be well. Bryan
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