The Gift of Caffeine

Some funny sayings I like:

My blood type is Folgers.  ~Author Unknown

All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.  ~Author Unknown

Do I like my coffee black?  There are other colors?  ~Author Unknown

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. ~Author Unknown

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ~David Letterman

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. ~Bob Irwin

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin! ~Author Unknown

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal™:
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the ‘House of Mochas’ forever.

~Author Unknown

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.  ~Author Unknown

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.  ~John Van Druten

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.  ~Author Unknown

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’    ~Jim Carrey

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.    ~Edward Abbey

Give a frontiersman coffee and tobacco, and he will endure any privation, suffer any hardship, but let him be without these two necessaries of the woods, and he becomes irresolute and murmuring. –  U.S. Army Lt. William Whiting, 1849

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Send me your favorite “coffee quote”! -Bryan