The Imponderables: Sunday Funnies

  1. Do the different “M&M’s”® colors taste different?
  2. Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
  3. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out”?
  4. If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?
  5. Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
  6. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
  7. Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
  8. What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?
  9. If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
  10. Why is it that when a person tells you there’s over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there’s wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
  11. If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
  12. How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
  13. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
  14. How do you know when yogurt goes bad?
  15. If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
  16. If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
  17. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
  18. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
  19. Is it progress if a cannibal learns to eat with a fork?
  20. Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
  21. Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?

Imponderable Questions: Sunday Funnies

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more electricity?

If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?

If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?

What would happen if you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room?

Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?

Do birds pee?

Why are things typed up but written down?

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why doesn’t a chicken egg taste like chicken?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it’s illegal to keep them as a pet?

Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

Do elephants jump?

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