Imponderable Questions: Sunday Funnies

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more electricity?

If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?

If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?

What would happen if you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room?

Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?

Do birds pee?

Why are things typed up but written down?

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why doesn’t a chicken egg taste like chicken?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it’s illegal to keep them as a pet?

Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

Do elephants jump?


Author: Pastor Bryan Lowe

A repentant rascal with definite issues, but who is seeking to be authentic in his faith to Jesus Christ. An avid reader and a hopeful writer. Husband and father. A pastor and Bible teacher. A brain tumor survivor. Diagnosed with clinical depression, and now disabled. Enjoys life, such as it is, in Alask.a (Actually I have it pretty good.)

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