Chocolate Understood: Funny Quotes
Hell hath no fury like a woman who has sworn off fudge and chocolate.
I never met a piece of chocolate I didn’t like.
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. – John Tullius
I am not overweight. I am chocolate enriched.
There is no chocolate anonymous because no one wants to quit.
If at first you don’t succeed, have a chocolate.
If I must die let it be death by chocolate.
For some there’s therapy for the rest of us there’s chocolate.
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.
There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
Chocolate doesn’t make the world go around … but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt! – Lucy Van Pelt (in Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz)
Exercise is a dirty word… Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
The divine drink, which builds up resistance and fights fatigue. A cup of this precious drink (cocoa) permits a man to walk for a whole day without food. – Montezuma, Aztec Emperor (c. 1480-1520)
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces. – Judith Viorst