Chickens Who Cross the Road

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Seldom has such a riddle penetrated our thinking as this issue.  Here is a list that approximates an answer on this very important subject.  (It is helpful to have a working knowledge of philosophy and history, but not really necessary.) Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not cross theContinue reading “Chickens Who Cross the Road”

Computers in Alaska

Alaskan Computer Life   Log on: Make the wood stove hotter. Log off: Don’t add no more wood. Monitor: Keep an eye on that wood stove. Download: Getting the firewood off the truck. Floppy Disk: What you get from trying to carry too much firewood. Ram: The thing that splits the firewood. Hard Drive: GettingContinue reading “Computers in Alaska”

Keeping God on Track

God’s Quality Management Questionnaire Help Us Regulate the Almighty– Keeping Him Accountable is Our Purpose God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions. Please keep in mind that your responses will beContinue reading “Keeping God on Track”

Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve

Sunday Funnies: The Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam would never go out andContinue reading “Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve”