Christians Changing Light Bulbs

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air. Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of  darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic: None. Candles only. Baptists: At least 15.Continue reading “Christians Changing Light Bulbs”

The Gift of Caffeine

Some funny sayings I like: My blood type is Folgers.  ~Author Unknown All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.  ~Author Unknown Do I like my coffee black?  There are other colors?  ~Author Unknown Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. ~Author Unknown Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t forContinue reading “The Gift of Caffeine”

Five Funny Toons

I hope these five, hand-picked funnies bless you.  Let me know which is your favorite. ‘A cheerful heart is good medicine,     but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.” Proverbs 17:22, NLT                                              Continue reading “Five Funny Toons”

April Fool’s Day: An Accident Report

This is a bricklayer’s accident report that was printed in the newsletter of the English equivalent of the Workers’ Compensation Board. Dear Sirs, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block #3 of the accident reporting form. I put “Poor Planning” as the cause of my accident. You asked forContinue reading “April Fool’s Day: An Accident Report”